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2 Word Story: The Saga Continues
« on: January 30, 2007, 08:18:56 pm »
The 2 word story so far

Doom drinks his own arm juice mixed with orange juice and some white past stolen from your cock that was very sticky after being left on too long, then bones randomly took bitsh's secret spice recipe and used all the spice and burnt his right hairy but cheek. Long ago, before man or god smoked weed, there was unsmoked weed and nipples that were erect from retards shenenigans and hooliganism, elite decoys and noobletness that excited everybody's moist coin pouch just like Richo's right fob pocket. One day your avitar will take over the NSOF forums so Loki you need to make more grog to resize your avitar and not smaller mate, much smaller, like bones new hilux that was pimped up with purple colored rims and masive fluttering turbo bro uleh fully sick. Bones nubville is home and heading to the pub. One fine day, Muskavite and Snipa Fox ruled internode#12, then got a medal for being the leetest noobs-in the server which they were banned from!! Then out from nowhere a dictionary appeared in Muska's face! And a constipated chipmonk started too square dance below your little microscopic noob tube, but Evers and his nub gun began too pwn it. Feeling the small amount of pleasure from the constipated monkey. Then Doom began stroking his overwhelmingly unpretentious dispensation. One day a pangalacticgargleblaster raped Bones, he was out of his mind and decided to chop away at his pinny, which could devistate a pregnant cows career prospects. Then Bitsh took some potent ganja which led to devistating explosive diarroea that tasted similar to something bad. Together the constipated monkey and your state of the art pubic hair curling iron, throughly removes parasitic crabs that was slowly burrowing to find more crabs, stale biscuits, novelty stubbies and rotten fish smelling cheese melts. Out from the depths of lubricated sheep, come kiwi thrusting.......

Season 2: Continuation
 
his way to join that guy who was the size of a miniature horse His attempt to bluff the milkman and his gay experiances failed miserably. Raddex suddenly took bones from behind then bones prone jumped on to Redrob for some tender sexual digestation. Along came the bunny-hopping sizz-lorr with metholated spirits and shaving cream, to bribe doom's mum into a good night of sperlonking, which anal serching was allowed this excited redrob into over commiting his little alter ego which geej found rather distastefully exotic. The psychic knew that bones had a fat cat named skin. But a rash started to fester rapidly under his top hat which needed a string to hold his own toupee on. Today at target practice my D.Eagle F@#K'N Jammed so I threw it at snorkler and he died, because because his dog drove a golf-buggie off a cliff with snorkler chained to the roof. We later apply for exemption from those charges as evidence because some noob called musakvite, forgot to shave hes complaing girly face. Bitsh is  held responsible for the thing known as muskavite This thing, will not stop its constant badgering and verbal shit dribbling from his non stop whinning FACE. One day Bitsh, Muskavite went sparlonking with their nub guns along came The End with his team killing t bagging herbal tea flavored popsicle Along came Harmless with swollen testicals though they and a monkey wrench repaired stuff. Despite the tantrum by many different Animals in muskvite's  kindom the natives applauded him for utter stupidity. The unsettling noise from doom's house came from the basement where a one eye boot scooting drunking hippy began to rub his old wrinkly elbow skin with a teaspoon covered with razor-blades. Grants pet monkey was trained in performing circumsisions on small slightly retarded bogan members that required large doses of manky hanky panky spanky lube applied with a brickies trowl and several small snips that make milkshakes that bring evil green-monsters that attack......


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Re: 2 Word Story: The Saga Continues
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2007, 11:00:18 pm »
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Re: 2 Word Story: The Saga Continues
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2007, 11:19:29 pm »
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Re: 2 Word Story: The Saga Continues
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2007, 11:47:47 pm »
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Re: 2 Word Story: The Saga Continues
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2007, 11:03:47 am »
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Re: 2 Word Story: The Saga Continues
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2007, 04:01:23 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2007, 04:47:22 pm »
for The_End
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Re: 2 Word Story: The Saga Continues
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2007, 07:44:34 pm »
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Re: 2 Word Story: The Saga Continues
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2007, 08:41:56 pm »
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Re: 2 Word Story: The Saga Continues
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2007, 12:58:43 am »
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2007, 04:14:14 pm »
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Re: 2 Word Story: The Saga Continues
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2007, 06:53:38 pm »
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Re: 2 Word Story: The Saga Continues
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2007, 06:54:28 pm »
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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2007, 07:01:34 pm »
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Re: 2 Word Story: The Saga Continues
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2007, 07:03:09 pm »
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